Minerals

Today's homeschooling lesson in science class was about Geology.

Mrs. Yeoman Farmer (MYF) decided to start eight-year-old Homeschooled Farm Girl (HFG) with some basics.

MYF: Today we're going to talk about minerals.

HFG: Okay. Minerals.

MYF: What are some examples of minerals?

HFG: Well...there's goat mineral. And sheep mineral.

MYF: (Laughs uncontrollably)

HFG: What's so funny?

MYF: (still laughing) Nothing, honey. That's good. Goat mineral and sheep mineral. Now, let's read about potassium and zinc...