Today's homeschooling lesson in science class was about Geology.
Mrs. Yeoman Farmer (MYF) decided to start eight-year-old Homeschooled Farm Girl (HFG) with some basics.
MYF: Today we're going to talk about minerals.
HFG: Okay. Minerals.
MYF: What are some examples of minerals?
HFG: Well...there's goat mineral. And sheep mineral.
MYF: (Laughs uncontrollably)
HFG: What's so funny?
MYF: (still laughing) Nothing, honey. That's good. Goat mineral and sheep mineral. Now, let's read about potassium and zinc...